Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Stories of the MTC

One day when we were all at wits end, and I was far beyond that, I saw a shimmering light of hope in the window. Just the thought of being outside was taunting me, I wanted to go out. It was a perfect day, not too hot, not too cold just how I like it. I climbed over the AC unit in our room and climbed on the window frame. Placing both hands on the window I saw the shrubbery and different variations of foilage outside. Needless to say it was a wonderful sight for such tired eyes. Words escaped my mind and all I could conjure up was, now get ready because this may sound weird, a raptor noise. I don't have the slightest idea where it came from or why it happened all I knew is that I couldn't stop. I shrieked for a good three minutes while everyone in the classroom laughed at me and told me to keep going. After I was done and had released my feelings I felt much better and I feel like the rest of the class felt better as well. At our cleaning check only two days letter we received a "needs improvement" their reasoning: There are hand prints on the window.
 
Another fun think that stuck out in my mind this week happened yesterday (Monday) but it honestly seems like it happened an eternity ago. For this story you need to the background of my relationship with the one Soeur Rhondeau. We have what the multitudes would call a love hate relationship. Although we know we are good friends down deep it always seems that Rhondeau is eager to disagree with my regarding music or whether or not people should speak their language during basketball games in Ogden, but that is a whole other matter in and of itself. Our wonderful teacher, Soeur Larsen, had come down with some terrible sickness that kept her from working that day. We had a substitute by the name of Soeur Pace. During class we are learning what you would call the passive voice and it is rather boring and has already proven to be rather useless. nevertheless we are all extremely bored and unwilling to share ideas or even attempt to answer questions. Rhondeau, who is a French major in college, of course has all the answers but she says them in the most mouse like voice I've ever beheld. There is a particular question that none of us are particularly inclined to answer but Rhondeau keeps muttering under her breath. I finally say, "Speak up Rhondeau." Such a simple and sarcastically said phrase that our sub mistook the nature of our relationship and promply made me stand in front of the class for a good five minutes. This is the biggest form of public embarrassment that I've encountered in the MTC yet.
 
Final story. They say save the best for last and oh boy I have. During our zone resource class on Thursday I had the opputunity to teach a French native. The nature of the teaching went this way. When he was teaching he would say something in English and I would respond in French. When I was teaching it was all French all the time. He started teaching and gave me the role of one of his investigators. My name was Tom (I found it funny that they use Tom for investiagors, I've never met anybody named Tom) and I had neglected to do the reading assignment which this wonderful French missionary had given me. He said this to me, "Tom, I want you to know about this book like I do, because I know that this book is the truest book on earth. Please re read the first line if you aren't reading in a French accent right now. I also neglected to mention that he is explaining third Nephi chapter eleven. he continued with, "If you would have read you would have read about how Jesus came down from the heavens and teach the people of the america. Tom, do you understand why I want you to read this book?"  I promply responded with, "Je ne sais pas." He then said the phrase I'd been longing to hear for such a long time. He replied, "I want you to read this book, because I love you." Three simples words is all it took. I blushed. Never had someone been so bold about their feelings for me. I felt the blood rushing to my face never had I encountered such flattery. And it was only the second meeting! As he watched my face flush red he realized that those three words were not the words he thought they were. Stumbling over English he said, "We love you."
 
I will never forget when my first Frenchman told me he loved me. And honestly I do recommend you read that story in a thick French accent because it makes it so much better honestly. If i wrote all that and you don't start me a blog I will be extremely peeved. I usually am content with writing such things in my journal so don't make me regret this. No one wants to wait two years to read such marvelous stories. It also really helps because I haven't been able to write anything creative since I got here.
 
Love, Elder Oliverson